Lest anyone not know the origin of my "Hot Lesbian Witches", let me explain. It comes from a scene in Being John Malkovich where John Malkovich is talking to his good friend Charlie Sheen about how his girlfriend Maxine calls him Lottie during sex. Charlie Sheen surmises that perhaps Maxine is channeling her dead lesbian lover, and he exclaims, "Hot lesbian witches! It's fucking genius!"

If you ask me, Being John Malkovich is fucking genius. I saw it three times at the movies: first with John and his brother Bob, which was a blast, because it was one of the first screenings and the theater was packed and the entire audience was overcome with gales of laughter. Next was with Brian and Keith, because I just had to share it with them; Keith said, "that's one of those movies that no one really likes, people just say they do because it's the type of movie you're supposed to like!" And then the third time with Louis (ugh) on Valentine's Day, twelve days after we met. I couldn't even tell you how many times I've seen it on video/DVD. When I was at Jill's I popped it in the VCR to watch when I got into bed and I fell asleep with to the haunting melancholic score and the repeating refrain of a parrot's "Craig honey, time to get up." Sigh... I love this movie.

Long-winded explanation on the origin of Hot Lesbian Witches!